Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch

Date of Death: 11/9/73

Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey

Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo

Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky

Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms

Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty dashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield.

Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker’s son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who won’t be back.